Category Don’t Bother


“Brimstone” 2016 – Dakota Fanning, Guy Pearce and Carice van Houten Directed by: Martin Koolhoven Husband’s take: The wife and I rarely disagree on whether or not we liked a movie but when we do it is apt to be quite the shootout at the Hell-No Corral. Brimstone brought us to just such a raucous […]


“Moonligh” 2016 – Trevante Rhodes, Andre Holland. Poster credit: Directed by: Barry Jenkins Our take: Don’t Bother Moonlight; best picture, really? We had no clue what this movie was trying to say. You can watch it if you like but we can think of better ways to spend 1 hour and 51 minutes: scrubbing the […]

Kong: Skull Island (2017)

“Kong: Skull Island” 2017 – Tom Hiddleston, Brie Larson, Samuel L. Jackson, John Goodman and John C. Reilly. Poster credit: Directed by: Jordan Vogt-Roberts Our take: Don’t Watch It After successfully convincing my brother-in-law that babysitting would be far better than relaxing and texting hotties the wife and I managed to slip out and […]


“Upstream Color” 2013 – Amy Semeitz, Frank Mosely and Shane Carruth. Poster credit: Directed by: Shane Carruth Our take: Frankly, we do not have any idea what this movie is about. The term “hot mess” is not hot enough or messy enough to describe this seething and festering pool of crud. We have a […]

Maléfique (2002)

“Maléfique“ 2002 – Cast – Clovis Cornillac, Gerald Laroche and Dimitri Rataud. Poster credit: Directed by: Eric Valette Our take: Four French prisoners locked in a French prison with a book of dubious origins to help them escape. We have no idea who is responsible for this pile of poo poo but it is bad. […]

Operation Avalanche (2016)

“Operation Avalanche” 2016 – Matt Johnson, Owen Williams and Josh Boles. Poster credit: Directed by: Matt Johnson Our take: We are not averse to watching independent movies (“indies” as they are most often called) so we picked this for a Wednesday night viewing. Matt Johnson (The Dirties, How Heavy This Summer) and Owen Williams (The […]

don’t breath (2016)

Save yourselves some valuable time and don’t bother with this one.


“Lights Out” 2016 – Teresa Palmer, Maria Bello, Gabriel Bateman. Poster credit: Directed by: David Sandberg Our take: Teresa Palmer (The Choice, Point Break) is Gabriel Bateman’s (Annabelle, Checkmate) older sister who happens to be estranged from her mother Maria Bello (The Fifth Wave, Prisoners). The three are haunted by a malevolent spirit that […]


“Into The Forest” 2015 – Ellen Page, Evan Rachel Wood, Callum Rennie, and Max Minghella. Poster credit: Directed by: Patricia Rozema Our take: After the world loses power sisters Nell (Ellen Page) and Eva (Evan Rachel Wood) lose their dad (Callum Rennie) and must learn to find food, water, shelter and protection. Most apocalypse movies […]